Blogger's guilt: I've got a bad case, Doc.
And so I should, considering it's been a scandalous 3.5 months since my last post. But I'll skip the excuses, since none of them involve a life-threatening illness, or the loss of all ten fingers, or a whirlwind romance culminating in a three-month honeymoon at a wifi-less Swiss chalet.
Instead of writing excuses, I'll write—hang onto your hat, now—I'll write a post.
There. I've committed.
Silence, prepare ye to be broken forthwith and heartily. Yea, verily and amen.